3 broken women
A panhandler with drool-drenched clothes spat at me and cussed me out in the subway. A mother rammed her son’s head into a street pole for not filling up the parking meter. Girlfriend’s sick. It’s just one of those Mondays.
Don't "Try Jesus"
From a sermon by Ray Comfort:Two men are seated in a plane. The first is given a parachute and told to put it on as it would improve his flight. He’s a little skeptical at first because he can’t see how wearing a parachute in a plane could possibly improve the flight. After a time he decides to experiment and see if the claim is true. As he puts it on he notices the weight of it upon his shoulders...
So like when parents have their newborn son (isn’t it true you never hear people say “newborn daughter?”), through underslept eye slits and hoarse vocal folds they’ll tell you, “I can’t take my eyes off him!!” A literally overused phrase that I will refuse to characterize my offspring care. I mean, they look like aliens, sure. Except it’s not clear...